Training Camp Sunday at Epiphany on August 2, 2009

2 Peter 1:16 We did not follow cleverly invented stories when we told you about the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty.

Mythbusters

Myths are cleverly invented stories. Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman have made a living busting myths on their popular TV show “Mythbusters” on the Discovery Channel. Can a banana peel actually cause someone to slip? If you’re out driving in your convertible and it starts raining, can you stay dry by simply driving faster? Can jailbirds use dental floss or hot salsa to cut through steel bars or use hair, bed sheets or toilet paper to lower themselves from prison walls? Do all of those amazing things that happen in James Bond movies or MacGyver shows actually work? These are all popular myths tested on the show. Most of them are myths, movie magic, cleverly invented stories.

The world is full of cleverly invented stories. For example, there is a cat food that claims it has the natural beef flavor that cats crave. I’m not an expert on cats. I confess my feline knowledge is limited, but I’ve never seen a housecat stalking a thousand pound steer. Cleverly invented stories. I’ve listened when a cell phone company told me it sends its people over hill and dale endlessly repeating, “Can you hear me now?” I’ve heard a green lizard tell me how to buy car insurance. Even though they are dead, the white-suited Colonel Sanders wants me to eat his chicken and the bow-tied Orville Redenbacher has tried to sell me his popcorn.

Cleverly invented stories. I remember a few years ago a TV commercial that showed a woman who was shunned by her friends because her husband had ring-around-the-collar. I thought, “Why doesn’t this lady just tell her husband to wash his filthy neck.”

Cleverly invented stories. Myths. Untruths. Make believe. That’s what many people believe about the Bible. They believe that God didn’t really create the world or that there is no such thing as a world-wide flood or that there is no heaven or hell. They discount the whole idea that Jesus is true man and true God or that He really died and then rose again to free humanity from their sins.

As Christians we believe all those central, core teachings of Scripture. So maybe there are other myths that we believe. Even though we know better, we still buy into the myths that a wicked world and our weak sinful nature force on us. Maybe we believe in the myth that prayer is a waste of time. We keep asking and asking God for help or healing or health and it seems like our prayers are unanswered, falling on deaf ears. Or maybe we suppose that gossip is harmless. It’s just talk. Everybody does it. We are just making conversation, getting other coworkers or school parents to side with us, never considering the harm that is being done to the reputation of the employer or teacher or coach.

Or maybe we think that privately sinning isn’t as bad as publicly sinning. After all, we aren’t hurting anyone but ourselves. It is done in private, in the dark, away from prying eyes. If we are going to sin, it is better that we do it privately. Or maybe we consider evangelism the job of only the pastor. After all, isn’t that what we are paying him for? Or maybe consider it possible that God doesn’t mind being number two in our lives. We can put overtime pay, sleep, athletic tournaments, video games, vacations or anything else ahead of God and worshiping, listening to and praying to Him and He doesn’t mind at all.

This week at Training Camp we studied these kinds of cleverly invented stories concocted by our wicked world and invented by our sinful nature. They are all myths. Cleverly invented stories. The Bible predicts this: “The time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. 4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.” (2 Tim 4:3-4)

Everything we believe really goes back to the first day – not the first day of Camp, but what we learned that first day. We learned about the very first day in time – God’s creation of the universe. Many people want to discount the whole idea that there was a God who made the universe and everything in it in six days and rested on the seventh. They disbelieve that there were ever two people called Adam and Eve. They question the whole idea that there is a God who created a tree that when our first parents ate of it, plunged the whole world into sin. And they doubt whether God put His only Son on another tree of the cross to save the whole world from their sins.

What about you? What do you believe? Do you believe in creation? Of course you do. You know the Bible passages and Bible stories probably from memory. You believe that God took what was formless and empty and gave it order and form. He cupped in His hands all the depths of earth. He made the hills and the mountains high, the seas and the dry land. He threw the stars into the sky and placed a burning hot ball of gas near the earth – not too near so that we burn up or too far away so that we freeze. He gave us the beauty of the Grand Canyon and the power of Niagara Falls. He gave us all the creatures of the world to enjoy – lions and tigers and bears – oh, my. He gave us the giraffe and bat and elephant and your pet dog and your pet platypus (they don’t do much you know).

At Training Camp, he gave 89 campers and counselors the beauty of Fish Lake to boat on and get swamped with waves in. He gave us the calm of a pool so that we could get beaned in the head with sponge balls. He gave us bubbles and blobbing, the climbing tower and team’s course. He gave us friends to be with all week and family to write home to and counselors who volunteered their time to take care of everyone.

Why does God do all this? Because He loves us. He cares for us. He made the awesome beauty of creation. But above all the seas and stars, the moose and the mountain, the clover and the clouds, God made us to be the crown of His creation. He created us to be His own. To be loved by Him and to love Him in return. To be in awe of Him and His awesome creation. To be called and chosen by Him. When Adam and Even ruined the perfection of God’s creation, God sent His Son to save creation, to save the crown of His creation – you, me, everyone.

Everything we believe as Christians also goes back to the redemption of creation by Jesus Christ. Jesus went off by Himself to pray, to speak to His heavenly Father in place of all the times that we fail to “take it to the Lord in prayer.” Jesus always spoke “the truth in love” for all the times we gossip, spread rumors, tattle, lie or deceive with our words. Jesus was whipped, crowned with thorns and crucified for all of your sins – both public and private sins. Jesus sent out His disciples and gave them the privilege and responsibility to share and spread His gospel message throughout the world. And Jesus sits at the right hand of God the Father almighty to be number one in our lives and work everything out for our eternal good.

By God’s grace you believe all this. You believe God created the world and you believe that God sent His Son to save His fallen creation. This isn’t a myth. This is the inspired, inerrant, incontrovertible truth. 

Don’t succumb to the arrogance of our age that says, “Those poor first-century sods would believe anything. They believed that people walked between walls of water and walked in a flaming furnace. They believed that city walls came tumbling down because of marching, trumpeting and shouting. They believed in strong men who toppled buildings, teenagers who slew giants, and people who were raised from the dead. They’d believe anything.”

Don’t succumb to the myth-makers, those who say the apostles or the church made these things up. Peter and the prophets and the apostles were eyewitnesses to the glory of Christ’s majesty and the power of the Almighty Creator. These were people who told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help them God. People who had nothing earthly to gain and everything to lose, including their own lives.

Don’t succumb to the scientific materialism of our age that says, “Virgins do not conceive and dead men don’t rise.” Yes, ordinarily this is true. But Jesus is no ordinary man and His was no ordinary death. This is God in the flesh come to bear your sin and conquer your death. This is the One who predicted He would do this at least three times. This is the One whom the Scriptures foretold would rise on the third day. His Word is vindicated. His mission accomplished, His sacrifice accepted.

It isn’t a myth that Christ died and rose from the dead. It is a fact attested to by eyewitnesses who would not change their testimony no matter what you threatened them with. It defies human experience, but Christ busted the myth of the resurrection from the dead. The stone is rolled away. The sealed, guarded tomb is empty. The burial cloths are folded neatly like a freshly made bed. Eye witnesses saw Him, heard Him, touched Him, ate with Him, and they testified against – literally - hostile cross-examination. Their testimony speaks to us even today.

We do not believe in a liar or lunatic but we follow the Lord - the One who died on a cross and rose from the dead. Christ is risen! The Word of God is vindicated.

God is your Creator! Your faith is not in vain. Love Him. Adore Him. Praise Him. Sing loudly to Him.

The Son of God has died! His sacrifice for sin is accepted. Your sins are atoned for and you are forgiven.

Christ is risen! Death lies defeated, the grave has lost its sting. And in Him all the dead will rise.

All this means that spending a week watching and working with and training eighty kids at camp was worth it because there is something amazing to watch and work for and train for after this life. We trained at camp, not just for this life, but we trained for the life to come.  

Since God is our commanding Creator, since Jesus is our resurrected Redeemer, and since the Holy Spirit is our soothing Sanctifier, since it’s all true – then we were able to spend the week enjoying the beauty of the trees and the lake and the pool and enjoying the food and the four-square and the friends. As I overheard one camper say to another, “This camp is well worth my parents’ money.”

One of our theme passages for Training Camp was from 2 Peter 1:16 where Peter wrote, “We did not follow cleverly devised myths when we made known to you the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ.” Everything we’ve been taught; everything we believe; everything we get up early for on a Sunday morning; this isn’t a myth, a cleverly invented story. This is the story of creation, the story of the salvation of creation, and the story of all creation offering God praise – last week, this week, next week and into eternity. Amen.